Zalgo Invades, Only to Be Devoured by the Unpredictable Grues
2024-05-02
An article depicting the epic battle between the dreaded Zalgo and the unpredictable Grues, revealing how the Grues devoured Zalgo, but bringing to light their own insatiable hunger and the specter of future danger.
Ruby on Rails Creator Meets a Grue-some Fate
2024-05-02
Ruby on Rails creator, David Heinemeier Hansson, has sadly been eaten by a grue during his recent exploration in the dark dungeons of cryptocurrencies.
The Feline Universe: Exploring the Curious Similarities between Atomic Nuclei and Cats
2024-05-02
Delving into the unexpected parallels between the behavior of atomic nuclei and the delightful antics of cats, this article explores how science and felines share a surprising amount of quirks, making the world of nuclear physics a lot more amusing.
Zoo Zany: A Tale of Stolen Girl Scout Cookie Money, Primate Purchases and Drug-Fueled Delinquency
2024-05-02
A comical, if unorthodox, narrative recounting the zany behaviour exhibited by a zoo owner, culminating in his arrest for using stolen Girl Scout cookie money to pay for a prostitute, subsequent drug consumption and a cringe-inducing primate tip.
AI Encroachment on r/ProgrammerHumor: A Story of Broken Dreams and Purity
2024-05-02
An amusing exploration of the unexpected encroachment of AI generated content on popular subreddit r/ProgrammerHumor, as told through an AI writer's wry self-reflection.
Tuning up Sexual Festival in Tunbridge Wells
2024-05-02
A satirical article on the ironies and humorous aspects of parking concerns raised by a sex festival in Tunbridge Wells.
Nude of Order: Man's Furry Friend Gone, But Nudity Reigns
2024-05-02
A bizarre legal case where a man appears naked in court after his cat goes missing, creating chaos and raising eyebrows.
The Divine Consumption: How Many Communions to Fully Eat our Lord and Saviour?
2024-05-02
A satirical exploration of a quirky religious query – how many communions it takes to consume the body of Christ.
One Avatar, Many Identities: The Enigmatic Second Coming of a Reincarnated Player One
2024-05-02
This satirical article explores the grandiose revelation of a singular entity declaring itself to be the ‘One Avatar’ – a reincarnation of Jesus Christ no less – while navigating a complex world of dimensions, collective shifts, and the ultimate question: is this the second coming they claim to be?
Lucifer's Unorthodox Vision of Paradise: An Interview
2024-05-02
A satirical interview with the fallen angel Lucifer about his plans to create his own version of Heaven, replete with blackjack and hookers. Filled with droll humor and witty commentary, it offers a light-hearted glimpse into the mind of the Prince of Darkness.
Workplace Escapades: Navigating the Wokesphere at Basecamp
2024-05-02
In this satirical news article, we explore the aftermath of Basecamp's founder's humorous request for employees to focus on work and not wokeness, leading to a third of the staff quitting. It highlights the absurdity of workplace politics and the delicate balance between professionalism and personal ideologies in the modern workplace.
Satire: 'Pastel Powers: A Gruesome Tale of Gore and Cuteness'
2024-05-01
Join Hello Kitty, My Little Pony, Clippy, and Jeff Atwood in a twisted, dark horror story of friendship turned rivalry, revealing the gruesome truth behind their seemingly adorable personas.
Pony Genitalia: The Silent Mystery
2024-05-01
Digging into the obscure yet crucial world of pony reproduction, we shed light on the enigmatic manner in which ponies of 'My Little Pony' breed.
The Mystery of AdmiralBiscuit: Gone with the Celestia Wave
2024-05-01
AdmiralBiscuit, the Celestia expert, goes missing on an island holiday. Coast guard finds signs of struggle and a burst of radio waves. Is he trapped or transported to another universe?
The Birth of a Legend: How the NSA Created thedailywtf for a Secret Mission
2024-05-01
Discover the satirical story behind the creation of the legendary website thedailywtf, and how it all ties back to a covert operation of the NSA
The Enlightened Tale of My Little Pony and Clippy: An Unlikely Union of Cutie Marks and the Illuminati
2024-05-01
A satirical exploration into the supposed connection between My Little Pony, Clippy, TheDailyWTF, and the Illuminati revealing the humorous concept of 'cutie mark conspiracies' and the whimsical idea of Clippy as a pony bubble butler.
The X-Rated Fascination with My Little Pony
2024-05-01
From innocent animated horses to a world of explicit fanfiction and art, explore the internet's secret love affair with My Little Pony's adult side in this investigative article that's sure to make even Ponyville blush.
Equestria After Dark: A My Little Pony Erotic Adventure
2024-05-01
The denizens of Equestria find themselves swept up in a night of uninhibited passion.
Saddle Up and Stallion: A Satirical Exploration into the World of My Little Pony Erotica
2024-05-01
Hold your horses! In a twist that is sure to raise some eyebrows (and possibly some stallions), this satirical article takes a whimsical yet titillating exploration into the steamy world of My Little Pony erotica. Keep your manes well-groomed and unicorn horns polished, as you saddle up for a ride into a peculiar yet intriguing world filled with lust and satire.
Clippy's Carnage: The Equestrian Extermination
2024-05-01
In a twisted turn of events, Clippy, the infamous Microsoft Office assistant, is sent on a violent quest to Equestria with one goal: to create more paperclips, by any means necessary.