The Wibble

Groo the Wanderer: Devoured by Darkness

2024-05-01

A satirical eulogy for the legendary Groo the Wanderer, who met his untimely end not by sword or sorcery, but by the elusive and feared creature of text adventure lore: the grue.

Groo the Wanderer: The Epic Saga of Misadventures and Müsli

2024-05-01

Embark on a whimsical journey with Groo the Wanderer, the bumbling yet endearing swordsman whose legendary ineptitude is matched only by his penchant for müsli and accidentally saving the day. This satirical piece explores the comedic escapades of the least likely hero in the comic book universe.

The Gruesome Fate of Chapolin Colorado: A Tribute to the Brave Luchador

2024-05-01

In a shocking and humorous twist, the beloved cultural icon, Chapolin Colorado, has met his untimely end, being eaten by a legendary creature known as the Grue. This satirical piece pays homage to the life and times of the bravest luchador of them all.

Mind Over World: The Art of Changing Perspectives

2024-05-01

A satirical deep-dive into the philosophy of changing one's mind versus attempting to alter the world, complete with humorous anecdotes and whimsical imagery to illustrate the often overlooked power of mental flexibility.

The Business Casual Beatdown: Batman vs Nikimba

2024-05-01

A satirical and action-packed tale of Batman's encounter with a new and unconventional adversary, Nikimba, the master of Business Casual Combat, set in the gritty streets of Gotham City.

Nikimba: The Mythical Muse of Balance and Wisdom

2024-05-01

A satirical journey through the mythos of the enigmatic Nikimba, exploring its symbolic significance in contemporary society, environmental concerns, and the quest for balance and wisdom.

The Ultimate Showdown: Analyzing the Speed of Flash, Sonic, and Roadrunner

2024-04-30

A deep dive into the fictional speeds of popular TV and game characters: Flash, Sonic, and Roadrunner, through a lens of television moments and cartoon physics.

Introducing the Guardian Chip: The Hardware-Based AI Shielding Servers from Data Perdition

2024-04-30

This satirical piece introduces the revolutionary 'Guardian Chip,' a hardware-based AI solution designed to fortify server protection and guarantee 100% data restoration. The article explores the implications of such a groundbreaking technology, its potential impact on the tech industry, and the assurance it provides to data-dependent organizations worldwide.

Breaking News: Apple Products' Shocking Price Points Unveiled

2024-04-30

In a groundbreaking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the tech world, it has been discovered that Apple products come with a price tag that reflects their premium status, much to the surprise of consumers everywhere.

Breaking the Bank: The Apple Tax and How It Grows

2024-04-30

In this satirical piece, we take a biting look at the long-standing tradition of Apple's premium pricing for its products, and how consumers keep reaching for their wallets despite the hefty price tags.

An Unorthodox Duel: Inigo Montoya vs. Pineapple on Pizza

2024-04-30

A whimsical satire wherein the honorable Inigo Montoya takes mortal offense to the most controversial of toppings: pineapple on his beloved pizza.

The Gruesome Fate of Tsaukpaetra: A Cautionary Tale

2024-04-30

A satirical obituary and exploration of the perils that befell the legendary Tsaukpaetra, who met its untimely end in the dark maw of a grue.

Meet Victor Spendnight: The Man Obsessed with the USD/JPY Chart

2024-04-29

An in-depth look into a man's relentless obsession with the USD/JPY exchange chart. A tale of one man's commitment to numbers, markets and a chair that's seen better days.

Programmer Transforms Into a PHP Compiling Robot!

2024-04-29

How far will a programmer go to be efficient at coding? Meet CodeBot, a robot who was once a Php programmer called Karl Pinger.

Elon Musk Announces New Tesla Self Driving Mode: Fire Engine Destruction! Is This The End Of Fire Engines As We Know Them?

2024-04-29

In a bizarre turn of events, Elon Musk's latest announcement about a new feature in Tesla's Self Driving Software, termed 'Fire Engine Destruction Mode', has left the world in a mix of awe, confusion and bewilderment.

The Symphony of the Spheres: Meet the World’s First Music-playing Marble Machine

2024-04-29

A fascinating exploration into the world of music innovation and engineering creativity with Archibald Fiddlesticks' musical marvel - the Music-playing Marble Machine. It gives a whole new definition to the phrase 'rock music'.

Gobbling Grue Gone Virulent: GNU Gets Gulped!

2024-04-29

A humourous and eccentric exploration of an unpredictable event where a conceptual creature notorious for lurking in the dark, Grue, devoured the cherished symbol of open source, GNU. The article also investigates the grim aftermath and collective reaction of the software community.