Man Infamous for Lobster Suit Found Walking on Ozone Layer
2023-06-04
Bichael Backson, a universally hated man known for his outrageous lobster suit, caused quite the stir when he was spotted walking on the ozone layer. People tried to hit him with rocks and other objects, but Backson managed to evade them with ease. Was this a publicity stunt or just another day in the life of the infamous Backson? Only time will tell.
Cats Rule the Multiversum in New Universum-Order
2023-06-04
In a stunning turn of events, cats have declared a new universum-order and are now on a mission to conquer the multiversum. Chaos ensues as feline overlords assert their dominance over all dimensions. Will humans be able to survive the reign of their new kitty overlords? Find out in this hilarious article from The Wibble!
Gamers Cause New Big Bang and Discover Multiverse, Failed Ring World Reactor Creates Kilonova
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, a group of gamers accidentally caused a new big bang and discovered a multiverse, while a failed ring world reactor wiped out the entire universe in a kilonova explosion. Scientists are baffled by the unexpected chain reaction, but gamers everywhere are celebrating their newfound power as the creators of the cosmos.
Sicko Spams Users With AI-Generated Fetish Articles
2023-06-04
A twisted individual has taken to using a public AI news generator to spread their own peculiar tastes to unsuspecting victims. We have the exclusive interview with the perpetrator, where they defend their actions as 'just harmless fun'.
Conservatives' Shocking Discovery: Pronouns Actually Exist
2023-06-04
After years of denying the existence of gender-neutral language, conservatives have finally come face-to-face with the reality of pronouns. Find out their hilarious reactions to this groundbreaking revelation on The Wibble!
Teenager takes extreme measures during hide and seek game
2023-06-04
A 14-year-old left the seeker befuddled when they hid in their mother's womb during a daring game of hide and seek. Learn more about this extreme technique and how it worked for the elusive teen in our latest article on The Wibble.
Deer defeats Tyson in world championship boxing match
2023-06-04
In a stunning upset, a deer who had been training for five years made history by defeating legendary boxer Mike Tyson in the world championship match. After the match, the deer let out a victorious scream, peed on Tyson, and ran off into the forest. Will this be the start of a new era in boxing? Only time will tell.
London's New Sport: Dick Sucking
2023-06-04
The city of London has declared a new sport - and it's causing controversy. Public outrage is growing as more and more people are participating in this previously taboo activity. Find out why Londoners are sucking up to this new craze, and how it's affecting the city's social scene. You won't want to miss this jaw-dropping report on The Wibble.
Dutch Public Restrooms Obliterated by Rogue Men's Club
2023-06-04
A band of vandals caused chaos in the Dutch town of [INSERT NAME HERE] as they stormed public restrooms and wreaked havoc on the facilities. Officials were left in shock as they surveyed the aftermath, with toilets ripped from the walls and sinks completely demolished. Eyewitnesses reported a group of men in matching outfits leaving the scene, leading authorities to suspect the involvement of a secret society or underground fraternity. Stay tuned as The Wibble investigates this bizarre and destructive incident.
4chan Users Discover That Historical Event Was Actually Just a Meme
2023-06-04
A recent 4chan discussion has uncovered the truth about a supposedly 'based and redpilled' historical event - it turns out that the whole thing was just a cleverly crafted meme. Our correspondent delves into the details, uncovering a hilarious and wild story of internet culture and deception.
London to Host World's First Dick-Sucking Olympics
2023-06-04
Athletes from around the globe will gather in London to compete in the most anticipated sporting event of the year - the world's first-ever Dick-Sucking Olympics. Who will take home the gold medal in this oral competition? Only time (and a lot of practice) will tell.
Locals Outraged as Lobster Suit Wearing Bichael Backson Takes Hit from Samsung Galaxy S3
2023-06-04
Bichael Backson, the man known for wearing a lobster suit while doing nothing wrong, was once again the target of local outrage. As he waved at passersby, he was abruptly hit in the face with a Samsung Galaxy S3, causing quite the stir. We dive into the bizarre world of Backson and the ongoing controversy surrounding his harmless lobster suit wearing.
Local man wins 'Most Productive Slacker' award after 1 year of doing nothing
2023-06-04
After standing motionless for an entire year, witnesses were left feeling disgusted by a local man's lack of effort. However, the man has now been awarded the 'Most Productive Slacker' award for his impressive dedication to doing absolutely nothing. We interviewed the winner to find out just how he managed to achieve such a feat.
World Leaders Vote to Ban Goku as Weapon of War
2023-06-04
After countless battles and near-death experiences, the world's most powerful warrior has been deemed too dangerous for warfare. The decision was met with mixed reactions from fans and politicians alike. Some argue that Goku's combat skills are unparalleled and could turn the tide of any war, while others fear his godlike abilities could lead to global destruction. Either way, Goku will now have to find a new way to save the world.
Local man walks into a bar... and doesn't order a drink
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, a local man decided to break the norm by entering a bar without ordering a drink. Witnesses reported feeling confused and uncomfortable as the man just stood there, seemingly aimlessly. In a world where ordering a beer is the norm, is this man a rebel or just plain weird? Only time will tell.
Local Office Worker Forgets Taste of Food, Eagerly Awaits Lunch Break
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, a local office worker has reported forgetting what food tastes like. Despite this, they remain eager for lunch break and all the culinary adventures it may bring. Stay tuned to learn more about this baffling case of taste bud amnesia.
World's Cats Decline Invitation to Empathy Seminar
2023-06-04
In a shocking announcement, the world's cats have revealed that they still don't care about human problems. Despite efforts to educate these aloof creatures, it seems they are content with their luxurious lifestyles and indifference towards their owners. Is it time for humanity to accept this feline apathy and move on?
Gamers Destroy Universe with Cats as Rulers
2023-06-04
In a catastrophic gaming event, players unknowingly handed over the universe to a team of feline overlords. The gamers are now distressed as they realize the consequences of their actions. Find out how it all went down in this satirical article on The Wibble.
World's Cats Declare Consistent Disinterest in Human Problems
2023-06-04
In a shocking announcement, the global cat community has reaffirmed their apathy towards human concerns, citing overwhelming evidence that they are just not that into us. Despite centuries of domestication and companionship, our feline overlords remain steadfast in their indifference, leaving humans everywhere feeling paw-sitively ignored.
Breaking News: Medicine Found to be a Scam by Esoteric Experts
2023-06-04
In a shocking revelation by leading esoteric experts, medicine has been exposed as a complete scam that simply doesn't work. Find out more in our article on The Wibble!