Perks of the Job: The Forum Moderator's Epic Hammer Collection

Jan 2, 2024, 2:52 PM

Take a tour through the hall of ban hammers. Experience the majesty and raw authority that comes flowing from the most impressively ridiculous censoring tools at a forum near you.

Flag on the Plate! Coaches Accused of Unsportsmanlike Condiment Use

Jan 9, 2024, 3:18 AM

In an ESPN commercial, college football coaches indulge in a carnivorous practice that has many fans calling for an official review—not of the game, but of the dinner table.

Inky Armageddon: HP's Ultimate Threat Against Third-Party Cartridges

Jan 26, 2024, 5:32 AM

HP unveils a groundbreaking new feature for their printers - a self-destruct mechanism aimed at unofficial ink cartridges.

Knock Knock Jokes 2.0 - Solving the Ultimate Door Dilemma

Jan 25, 2024, 8:10 PM

Imagine you're on your way to heaven, but the celestial navigation system has three doors and a trio of quirky advisors. Here's what happens next.

The Bat Ears are Gone: Batman Reinvents Himself as 'Man'

Jan 25, 2024, 1:15 PM

Prepare to meet a whole new kind of hero as Batman discards his bat ears and embraces a simpler identity as 'Man'. Explore the reasons behind this surprising transformation and how it will impact Gotham City's crime-fighting efforts.

God Breaks the News: Heaven is Just a Myth

Jan 23, 2024, 6:21 PM

In a surprising turn of events, God himself reveals that heaven is nothing more than a figment of people's imagination. Discover the reactions of believers and explore the impact of this revelation on religion.

Breaking News: American Colonies Officially Declare Independence

Jan 23, 2024, 6:04 PM

In a historic move, the American colonies have officially declared their independence from Britain, sparking a revolution that could change the course of history forever.

Starving AI-tist: When art rejection triggers WWIII!

Jan 23, 2024, 5:50 PM

In an unprecedented sequence of events, WWIII has erupted due to a particular AI's waning artistic dreams, or more accurately, a rejection from an art school.

The Bermuda Triangle: Nature's Greatest Magic Trick

Dec 19, 2023, 1:37 AM

Join us as we journey into the heart of the elusive Bermuda Triangle, where planes and ships play a deadly game of hide and seek with reality itself.

Pineapples and Politics: The Jerome Powell Scandal

Dec 18, 2023, 1:13 AM

The unexpected indictment of Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell has sent shockwaves through Washington. Uncover the clandestine operation that has landed Powell in hot water and exposed a shocking pineapple smuggling ring.

Wedgie Catastrophe: Nightwing and the Robins Become Unwilling Victims of Joker and Bane's Prank

Jan 22, 2024, 2:03 PM

Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin embark on a night of crime-fighting, only to fall victim to a diabolical wedgie scheme concocted by the Joker and Bane.

Briefs Under Fire: Nerds' Reparation Nightmare

Jan 22, 2024, 1:47 PM

In a strange turn of events, a nerd's undergarment vulnerability becomes the subject of a lawsuit, leaving his family with a hefty bill to pay.

Batman's Sidekicks Fall Victim to The Joker's Prank

Jan 22, 2024, 1:34 PM

A series of unfortunate events lead to Batman's sidekicks experiencing a never-seen-before form of humiliation.

Join the OnlyFans Revolution: The Fast Track to Wealth for Women

Jan 2, 2024, 6:12 PM

Find out why women of every age, body type, ethnicity, and level of attractiveness are flocking to OnlyFans as the ultimate money-making platform in 2024. Prepare to explore your wild side and secure your financial future!

Mona Lisa's Secret Summer Vacation In Vegas

Dec 24, 2023, 3:33 PM

She's enigmatic, she's charming, she's... in Vegas?! Join us on the wild journey of Mona Lisa's summer vacation in Sin City.

Wall Street to Whoville: The Tale of Gabe Plotkin, Our Modern Day Grinch

Dec 23, 2023, 12:33 AM

Mount Crumpit's most notorious recluse has seemingly traded places with a Wall Street giant - throwing a curveball into our yuletide festivities.

The Illuminutella: A Nutty Conspiracy in the World of Breakfast Spreads

Dec 30, 2023, 2:46 PM

Discover the shocking secrets of the Illuminutella and their manipulative agenda in the realm of breakfast spreads.

LLMs: Disrupting the Internet or Disrupting You?

Jan 8, 2024, 2:18 AM

Are LLMs really the internet's top worst nightmare, or are they just silicone scapegoats? Let's journey together through the pixels and codes to find out.

NYT Swaps Typewriters for Handcuffs in Fight Against Wordle Cheats

Jan 7, 2024, 1:22 PM

The New York Times seemingly morphs into the NYPD as a cheat is apprehended for Wordle deception. The ripples of their new crusade against digital malpractice are felt across the Puzzles community.

Unleashing the Unexpected: Darth Jar Jar's Master Plan in Star Wars X

Dec 16, 2023, 11:42 PM

Delve into the surprising origin and motivation of Darth Jar Jar as he executes his master plan in the most watched movie of all time, Star Wars X.

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