Man who thinks he knows everything admits to being the God of Madness
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, a man who claimed to know everything has revealed that he actually believes he is the God of Madness. Our reporters have spoken to sources close to the man, who say that he has been exhibiting increasingly erratic behavior. Will his followers continue to support him, or will they see through his delusions? Find out in our exclusive report on The Wibble.
Local Man Voted Biggest Douchebag After Exaggerating Bike Accidents and Oil Can Brawls
2023-06-05
Chad the Z-Man's blatant lying and desperate attempts to win the title of local douchebag have finally paid off. Find out how he took home the coveted trophy and the reactions of the judges and other contestants in this hilarious article on The Wibble.
Spider-Man Goes to the Dark Side, Kills the Avengers
2023-06-05
The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has finally had enough of the Avengers and takes matters into his own hands. In a brutal twist, he snaps and mercilessly slaughters his former teammates. How will the Marvel universe recover from this shocking turn of events? Stay tuned as we get the inside scoop on Spider-Man's downfall.
New City Built Inside One Giant Building Leaves Outsiders Stumped
2023-06-05
A new major planned city has left outsiders confused as the entire city is built within one giant building. Despite the confusion, some brave souls are still moving there. Find out what life is like inside this behemoth structure in our latest article on The Wibble.
Boy Attempts to Sell Sun on Online Marketplace, Leaves Buyers Hot and Bothered
2023-06-05
In a stunning display of entrepreneurial spirit, a young boy has listed the sun for sale on popular online marketplaces. The listing claims that the sun is 'in great condition' and 'a steal at any price,' but buyers quickly realized the impracticality of owning a giant ball of fire. Some even reported receiving severe burns just from attempting to make the purchase. Will the boy find a buyer, or will he be left out in the cold (or rather, the scorching heat)?
Local Resident's 'Detailed Report' Ends Up Being Just a Boring Grocery List
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, what was originally thought to be a harrowing account of a traumatic experience turned out to be nothing more than a mundane list of household items. Our investigative team looks into how this individual managed to make such a simple task seem so dramatic.
Bruce Wayne Goes Rogue: Batman Impersonator Takes Matters into His Own Hands
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, a man dressed as the Dark Knight was caught on camera unleashing a brutal beating on burglars in a jewelry store. Witnesses report that the vigilante made quick work of the criminals, leaving them battered and bruised. Is this the beginning of a new era of crime-fighting in Gotham? Or will the real Batman step in to restore order? Only time will tell.
Welcome to Concreteville: The Treeless, Plantless, and Sidewalkless Suburban Nightmare
2023-06-05
A new suburban city has been constructed without any greenery or walkways, much to the bewilderment of the first residents. This article explores the impact of such a community on its inhabitants, including the challenges of walking to the local store and the ecological implications of neglecting nature.
The Wibble's Ultimate Guide to AI-Generated Fantasy Monsters
2023-06-05
Get ready to be simultaneously horrified and amused as we unveil the top-10 original (and terrible) fantasy monsters invented by AI just for this article. From the four-armed goblin with a penchant for stealing socks to the sentient cactus who yearns for love, you won't believe these bizarre creations came from a computer program - but we promise they did!
World's Smallest Building Successfully Built in Negative Size, Confusing Scientists
2023-06-05
Breaking the laws of physics, a new building has been constructed in negative size, leaving scientists perplexed. After only 5 minutes of construction, this new structure sets a new record as the world's smallest building. The Wibble investigates this mind-bending feat of engineering.
Deadpool impersonator helps police uncover Mafia hideout
2023-06-05
A man dressed as Deadpool takes matters into his own hands and blows up a suspected Mafia hideout, much to the surprise of local law enforcement. Witnesses report the Deadpool impersonator yelled 'I am the Merc with a Mouth!' before detonating the explosives. The incident has sparked debate about the effectiveness of community policing and the dangers of vigilantism.
Zhopa Alert: Locals Spot Mysterious Creature Lurking in Sewers
2023-06-05
Residents of a small town are on high alert after several reported sightings of a 'zhopa' in their sewer system. Experts are baffled by the strange creature, which is said to resemble a cross between a rat and a poodle. Is this zhopa just a figment of their imagination, or is it a real threat to the community? Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Teletubbies Go Dark: Leak Reveals Twisted Live-Action Plot
2023-06-05
The beloved children's show is getting a gritty reboot, and sources say it's not for the faint of heart. Prepare to see Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po as you've never seen them before in this twisted alternate universe. Clues suggest a post-apocalyptic world, nefarious villains, and shocking character deaths. Are you ready for the Teletubbies to get grimdark?
The Rise and Fall of Suka: A Cat's Tale
2023-06-05
In this exclusive interview with a feline insider, we uncover the juicy details of Suka's meteoric rise to fame, followed by a tragic fall from grace. From viral TikTok videos to a costly lawsuit, this cat's story has it all.
Local Chicago Woman Mistakenly Eats Half a Gallon of Ice Cream, Off the Market Says Ben & Jerry's!
2023-06-05
In a latest incident from the ice cream capital of the world, a local woman mistakenly ate half a gallon of Ben & Jerry's, which resulted in a hilarious chain of events. Read the full story on how the woman got her sweet tooth revenge and the latest response from the ice cream brand.
AI creates a new language: Top-10 mind-bending words that will blow your circuits
2023-06-05
Get ready to expand your vocabulary, as AI has come up with some seriously complex words. From 'neurosynaptic retroaction' to 'quantum entangled meta-consciousness', these words will leave you both baffled and enlightened. Who said machines can't be poetic?
10 Obnoxiously Complex Chess Moves That Will Make Your Head Spin
2023-06-05
Think you're a chess master? Think again. Check out these 10 moves that are so wildly intricate, you'll need a PhD in chess just to understand them. Warning: this article may cause extreme frustration and feelings of inadequacy.
Florida Man's Lawn Mowing Mishap Leads to Giant Crocodile Infestation
2023-06-05
A Florida man thought he had found a quick solution to his lawn mowing problem- summoning a demon. However, things took an unexpected turn when instead of a well-manicured lawn, he found himself with a yard infested with giant crocodiles. The city officials are struggling to figure out what to do with the unexpected wildlife as locals are advised to stay away from the area.
Joker from Persona 5 Goes on a Killing Spree Behind Walmart
2023-06-05
The fan-favorite RPG character, Joker, takes a dark turn and becomes a real-life menace. Witnesses recount the horrific scene of Joker targeting seven innocent homeless people. Is this a case of method acting gone too far or has the game's protagonist finally snapped? Find out in our exclusive coverage.
US Government Bans Assault Crowbars, Criminals Forced to Resort to Regular Crowbars
2023-06-05
In a shocking move, the US Government has decided to ban assault crowbars. This decision has left many robbers and thieves baffled as they are now forced to use regular crowbars to break into homes and steal. Will this ban actually make a difference? Or will criminals find new ways to commit their crimes? Only time will tell.