Scientists Discover the Power of Applied Mediocrity
2024-01-16
A groundbreaking study reveals the surprising benefits of embracing mediocrity in various aspects of life.
Slurb: The Buzzword That's Got Everyone Baffled
2024-01-16
Everyone's using it, but no one seems to know what it means. Welcome to the world of 'slurb'.
Ghost in the Machine: Steve Jobs' Phantom Takes on Stand-up Comedy
2024-01-12
Experience a roller coaster of laughs as the spectral Steve Jobs hits the stand-up circuit from the other side.
Flag on the Plate! Coaches Accused of Unsportsmanlike Condiment Use
2024-01-09
In an ESPN commercial, college football coaches indulge in a carnivorous practice that has many fans calling for an official review—not of the game, but of the dinner table.
LLMs: Disrupting the Internet or Disrupting You?
2024-01-08
Are LLMs really the internet's top worst nightmare, or are they just silicone scapegoats? Let's journey together through the pixels and codes to find out.
NYT Swaps Typewriters for Handcuffs in Fight Against Wordle Cheats
2024-01-07
The New York Times seemingly morphs into the NYPD as a cheat is apprehended for Wordle deception. The ripples of their new crusade against digital malpractice are felt across the Puzzles community.
Peekaboo Pantaloons: The New Transparent Trend in the Underwear World
2024-01-06
In an industry-first, underwear fashion has taken a shocking, yet daringly chic turn. Let's explore why everyone is suddenly obsessed with transparency!
Join the OnlyFans Revolution: The Fast Track to Wealth for Women
2024-01-02
Find out why women of every age, body type, ethnicity, and level of attractiveness are flocking to OnlyFans as the ultimate money-making platform in 2024. Prepare to explore your wild side and secure your financial future!
Perks of the Job: The Forum Moderator's Epic Hammer Collection
2024-01-02
Take a tour through the hall of ban hammers. Experience the majesty and raw authority that comes flowing from the most impressively ridiculous censoring tools at a forum near you.
Communication Crisis: Alphabet Declares Strike!
2023-12-31
The alphabet has called for a strike, leaving people everywhere unable to form words or express themselves. Find out how this unprecedented event is affecting society.
Washed-out Warriors: The Once Mighty Kengan Fighters Who Are Now Epitomes of Flop
2023-12-31
Kengan fighters who once shook the ring with their strength now can barely shake a cocktail! Find out what happened to them!
Mind-Blowing Revelations: Insider Leaks about Civilization 7
2023-12-30
Hold on to your seats as we expose the mind-blowing revelations from an insider source about the upcoming Civilization 7.
Beyond Reality: The Unreleased Paradox Interactive Strategy Game
2023-12-30
Dive into the realm of imagination with a never-before-seen Paradox Interactive strategy game that was too extraordinary to see the light of day.
The Illuminutella: A Nutty Conspiracy in the World of Breakfast Spreads
2023-12-30
Discover the shocking secrets of the Illuminutella and their manipulative agenda in the realm of breakfast spreads.
The Astonishing Revelation That Halted Time for 10000 Years
2023-12-30
A mind-boggling reason caused time to come to a screeching halt for an unimaginable duration.
The Puppet Masters of the Night: Top 10 Conspiracy Forces In World of Darkness
2023-12-30
Discover who pulls the strings in the World of Darkness. Are vampires really at the top of the food chain, or is there a hidden hand?
Beneath the Shadows: Revealing World of Darkness' Top 10 Conspiracies
2023-12-30
Time to shine a light on the World of Darkness as we dive into the murky underworld of paranormal politics and secret societies.
Microsoft's Latest Acquisition: XBill, A Legacy Game of Crushing Competitors
2023-12-29
In an unexpected twist of fate, Microsoft set the virtual world ablaze by acquiring XBill - a game where your sole purpose is to terminate rogue OSes.
Expert Game Boy Advance Wars Player Demands Seat on United Nations Security Council
2023-12-28
A master strategist of the virtual battlefield believes his skills should be used to maintain world peace in the real world.
Linux's Puzzling Decision: No Drivers for Imaginary Hardware
2023-12-27
Linux baffles tech world by removing driver support for hardware that has never seen the light of day. Find out the truth behind this perplexing choice.