Locals Outraged as Lobster Suit Wearing Bichael Backson Takes Hit from Samsung Galaxy S3
2023-06-04
Bichael Backson, the man known for wearing a lobster suit while doing nothing wrong, was once again the target of local outrage. As he waved at passersby, he was abruptly hit in the face with a Samsung Galaxy S3, causing quite the stir. We dive into the bizarre world of Backson and the ongoing controversy surrounding his harmless lobster suit wearing.
Local man wins 'Most Productive Slacker' award after 1 year of doing nothing
2023-06-04
After standing motionless for an entire year, witnesses were left feeling disgusted by a local man's lack of effort. However, the man has now been awarded the 'Most Productive Slacker' award for his impressive dedication to doing absolutely nothing. We interviewed the winner to find out just how he managed to achieve such a feat.
World Leaders Vote to Ban Goku as Weapon of War
2023-06-04
After countless battles and near-death experiences, the world's most powerful warrior has been deemed too dangerous for warfare. The decision was met with mixed reactions from fans and politicians alike. Some argue that Goku's combat skills are unparalleled and could turn the tide of any war, while others fear his godlike abilities could lead to global destruction. Either way, Goku will now have to find a new way to save the world.
Local man walks into a bar... and doesn't order a drink
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, a local man decided to break the norm by entering a bar without ordering a drink. Witnesses reported feeling confused and uncomfortable as the man just stood there, seemingly aimlessly. In a world where ordering a beer is the norm, is this man a rebel or just plain weird? Only time will tell.
Local Office Worker Forgets Taste of Food, Eagerly Awaits Lunch Break
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, a local office worker has reported forgetting what food tastes like. Despite this, they remain eager for lunch break and all the culinary adventures it may bring. Stay tuned to learn more about this baffling case of taste bud amnesia.
Man Infamous for Lobster Suit Found Walking on Ozone Layer
2023-06-04
Bichael Backson, a universally hated man known for his outrageous lobster suit, caused quite the stir when he was spotted walking on the ozone layer. People tried to hit him with rocks and other objects, but Backson managed to evade them with ease. Was this a publicity stunt or just another day in the life of the infamous Backson? Only time will tell.
Cats Rule the Multiversum in New Universum-Order
2023-06-04
In a stunning turn of events, cats have declared a new universum-order and are now on a mission to conquer the multiversum. Chaos ensues as feline overlords assert their dominance over all dimensions. Will humans be able to survive the reign of their new kitty overlords? Find out in this hilarious article from The Wibble!
Gamers Cause New Big Bang and Discover Multiverse, Failed Ring World Reactor Creates Kilonova
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, a group of gamers accidentally caused a new big bang and discovered a multiverse, while a failed ring world reactor wiped out the entire universe in a kilonova explosion. Scientists are baffled by the unexpected chain reaction, but gamers everywhere are celebrating their newfound power as the creators of the cosmos.
World's Cats Decline Invitation to Empathy Seminar
2023-06-04
In a shocking announcement, the world's cats have revealed that they still don't care about human problems. Despite efforts to educate these aloof creatures, it seems they are content with their luxurious lifestyles and indifference towards their owners. Is it time for humanity to accept this feline apathy and move on?
Gamers Destroy Universe with Cats as Rulers
2023-06-04
In a catastrophic gaming event, players unknowingly handed over the universe to a team of feline overlords. The gamers are now distressed as they realize the consequences of their actions. Find out how it all went down in this satirical article on The Wibble.
World's Cats Declare Consistent Disinterest in Human Problems
2023-06-04
In a shocking announcement, the global cat community has reaffirmed their apathy towards human concerns, citing overwhelming evidence that they are just not that into us. Despite centuries of domestication and companionship, our feline overlords remain steadfast in their indifference, leaving humans everywhere feeling paw-sitively ignored.
Breaking News: Medicine Found to be a Scam by Esoteric Experts
2023-06-04
In a shocking revelation by leading esoteric experts, medicine has been exposed as a complete scam that simply doesn't work. Find out more in our article on The Wibble!
VP Judas Iscariot Takes the Helm After Assassination of President Jesus Christ
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, VP Judas Iscariot has taken over as the new leader of the Heavenly Kingdom after allegedly assassinating President Jesus Christ. Sources close to Judas report a longstanding grudge against Jesus, claiming that he was always jealous of his popularity among the angels. Stay tuned for updates on the new regime's policies, which may include crucifixions and betrayals.
World's Cats Declare Full Indifference to Human Problems
2023-06-04
In a shocking announcement, cats around the world have made it clear that they have no intention of caring about humans or their issues. Despite the pandemic, political turmoil, and environmental disasters, cats remain uninterested and entirely focused on their own needs. The Wibble interviewed some of these feline leaders, and their responses will have you laughing and shaking your head in disbelief. Don't miss this hilarious take on our furry friends' lack of concern for the human race.
Gamers Unite to Create Fascist Gov't and Build Ring World Around Black Hole
2023-06-04
Gamers take their obsession with survival games to a new level by creating a fascist government and embarking on an ambitious plan to build a ring world around a newly discovered black hole. Will they develop advanced technology and save their civilization, or succumb to their own power-hungry tendencies? Only time will tell in this epic tale of digital domination.
Scientists Shocked to Discover Parallel Universe Where Cats Rule the World
2023-06-04
In a stunning development, researchers have confirmed the existence of a parallel universe where felines are the dominant species. Known colloquially as the 'Cativerse', residents report widespread luxury and pampering for our feline overlords. Meanwhile, humans are relegated to second-class citizens forced to serve their feline masters. The implications of this discovery are staggering and questions about how this will affect our world continue to plague scientists
Local Cat Elected Mayor, Brings Fascist Nightmare to City
2023-06-04
Residents were charmed by the innocent-looking feline's promises of a brighter future for all. But as soon as he took office, his true colors came out. The city quickly descended into a dictatorship reminiscent of a certain WWII-era leader, with mice and Filipinos as his main targets. Who knew a cat could be so power-hungry?
CraftMine causes black hole near the sun, gamers left in darkness
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the wildly popular game Minecraft has undergone a name change to CraftMine. However, this small change in branding has had massive consequences, as a black hole was spawned near the sun, blocking out all light and threatening to swallow us up. With gamers left in literal darkness, can CraftMine find a way to reverse the gravitational force and save us all from certain doom?
Elcor Actors Stun Audiences with 37-Hour Hamlet Performance
2023-06-04
Think you're a die-hard Shakespeare fan? Top-tier Elcor actors put your dedication to the test with their incredible 37-hour long production of Hamlet. Sit through every soliloquy, sword fight, and tragic death scene as these alien thespians deliver a performance unlike any other. Will you make it to the final curtain call or nod off before intermission? Find out in this epic theatrical feat!
Aliens Claim Siberia as New Galactic Territory, Citizens Unimpressed
2023-06-04
Reports are flooding in of a hostile takeover of Siberia by extraterrestrial beings, who have proclaimed it their new galactic territory. Locals expressed skepticism, with one resident stating 'We've lived through -50 degree winters, we can handle some little green men'.