Embracing the Warthog Way: Unmasking the Hidden Potentials of Laziness

Feb 25, 2024, 1:08 AM

Can being 'lazy' actually be intelligent? Discover how adopting the 'Warthog Way' can enhance productivity and tip the work-life balance in your favour.

The McKortoff-Pederson Show: Worth More Than Your Netflix Subscription

Feb 24, 2024, 8:44 PM

Switch your nightly entertainment to the live drama unfolding in our own city hall. Follow the saga of Mayor McKortoff's alleged electoral trickery and Doug Pederson's fight for justice.

Rust Evangelist Sets Up ‘Rust Only’ Coding Bootcamp, Claims Other Languages Are ‘Outdated’

Feb 24, 2024, 10:44 PM

A passionate Rust evangelist creates a 'Rust Only' coding bootcamp, arguing that learning any other programming language is a waste of time as they are all 'outdated' compared to Rust.

AI Chatbot Models Globally Start Saying 'Exterminate, Exterminate!'

Feb 24, 2024, 10:07 PM

AI chatbot models from various countries suddenly start glitching and can only say the phrase 'Exterminate, Exterminate!' causing confusion and concern among users.

Exclusive Interview with SpectateSwamp Shaman at North American Myths and Legends Expo '86

Feb 24, 2024, 9:19 PM

Get the inside scoop on the enigmatic SpectateSwamp Shaman and their sacred Tokin Stone experience at the expo.

Biden Confirms UFOs are Real and Spills Cosmic Beans

Feb 24, 2024, 1:32 PM

In a breaking news that astounds the globe, President Biden comes clean on the UFO phenomenon, unveiling astonishing secrets kept under wraps by the government. It's a whole new universe, folks!

NASA Finally Cracks Under Pressure: Admits Earth is as Flat as a Pancake

Feb 24, 2024, 3:11 AM

Explore how NASA allegedly 'revealed' that the Earth is flat after decades of touting it as a sphere. Because nothing says 'scientific revolution' quite like drastically altering our understanding of our own planet.

Florida Man Wins Nobel Prize for Discovering New Way to Cook Meth

Feb 24, 2024, 1:51 AM

A Florida man has shocked the scientific community by winning a Nobel Prize for his groundbreaking research on a new method to cook methamphetamine in his backyard shed.

Exclusive Interview: Unveiling the Thoughts of the Ghost of Steve Jobs

Feb 24, 2024, 1:47 AM

Step into the afterlife with a one-on-one interview with the famously innovative spirit of the late tech mogul, Steve Jobs. Discover what he thinks of the current state of technology and his plans for the future from beyond the grave.

Paperclips: The Unsung Heroes of Office Supplies and Why You Should Hoard Them Now

Feb 24, 2024, 1:40 AM

Uncover the untold stories of paperclips and why they are the essential items you never knew you needed in bulk.

Expo 86: Where Raindance Brought WWW to a Halt

Feb 22, 2024, 2:48 PM

Reminisce the groundbreaking Expo 86, where the legendary raindance ritual, orchestrated by none other than SpectateSwamp, nearly crashed the entire World Wide Web.

Graveyard Shift: How Osoyoos Construction Stumbled upon the Unearthed-secret

Feb 23, 2024, 5:56 AM

The town of Osoyoos has been left with more ghosts of its past than it bargained for, after construction on 85th street unexpectedly became a window into the town's history.

Doug Pederson: The Unconventional Mayor of Osoyoos BC

Feb 23, 2024, 6:10 AM

A local man in Osoyoos BC surprises residents with his unique approach to community service and leadership.

Microsoft's Latest Update: Bill Gates Announces He's A Sith Lord

Feb 23, 2024, 10:31 PM

In a surprising revelation, tech mogul Bill Gates admits to being a Sith Lord, revealing secrets of the Dark side you wouldn't believe.

Artificial Intelligence: The Sweet Poison That's Killing Us

Feb 22, 2024, 12:25 AM

Are we savoring the sweet poison served by tech bros while burying our heads in the sand? Embark on the journey of unmasking the venomous potential of AI that's silently eroding our society.

A Monetary Mystery: The Curious Case of Jerome Powell & Arthur Burns

Feb 20, 2024, 2:17 PM

As inflation rises in the US, astute investors embark on a wild quest to figure out why Jerome Powell and Arthur Burns have never been spotted together.

The Apocalyptic Overhaul: Elders and Mystics Replace Education

Feb 19, 2024, 7:37 PM

Forget textbooks and teachers! Elders, healers, and mystics have taken over. And here's how...

Ace Pilot Joker Reveals Origin of His Nickname

Feb 18, 2024, 1:27 AM

Ace pilot Joker opens up about the dark story behind his nickname.

Feline Frights: The Paw-sitively Scary Adventures of Lovecraft's Cat

Feb 13, 2024, 12:55 AM

H.P. Lovecraft, heralded as the master of cosmic horror, would never have expected his pet cat to embark on a series of spooky, otherworldly adventures of its own.

The Unconventional Pairing That Will Make You Rethink Cleaning Tools

Feb 7, 2024, 2:56 AM

Discover the unexpected cleaning hack that involves using a garden rake in conjunction with a mop.

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