Fox News Sucks: Satirical Look at the Network's Bias and Inaccuracies
2023-06-22
Are you tired of Fox News's one-sided reporting and blatant propaganda? Join us as we dive into the world of Fox News and expose their lies and falsehoods. You won't want to miss this hilarious and eye-opening article!
Why are the Voices Getting Louder? The Truth Behind our Noisy Minds
2023-06-22
Are you tired of hearing the constant chatter in your head? The Wibble investigates why our inner monologues are turning up the volume and driving us crazy. From stress to caffeine, find out what's really behind the noise in your noggin. Don't miss our hilarious take on the mental mayhem.
10 Easy Steps to Remove Your Fingernails and Achieve the Ultimate Manicure
2023-06-22
Are you tired of boring, ordinary looking nails? Follow our simple guide to achieve the most unique and edgy manicure of your life - it's a real scream!
New beauty trend: Tear off your skin to reveal a whole new you
2023-06-22
Get ready to shed your old skin and embrace a whole new look with this latest and greatest beauty trend. Experts recommend using a potato peeler or sandpaper for best results. Caution: bleeding may occur.
Scientists Discover New Letter ‘a’ in Alphabet
2023-06-22
In a groundbreaking discovery, a team of linguists have found a previously unknown 27th letter in the English alphabet: the lowercase 'a'. The discovery has sent shockwaves through the English-speaking world, as people scramble to update their keyboards and printers to include the new letter. The Wibble has exclusive interviews with the scientists behind the discovery, as well as reactions from confused English teachers and grammarians.
The Letter 'G' Has Gone Missing: Chaos Ensues
2023-06-22
In a bizarre turn of events, the letter 'G' has disappeared from the English language. The consequences are devastating as people struggle to communicate without using the popular consonant. The Wibble investigates the chaos, including the uprising of a new language and the creative methods used to replace the missing letter. Don't miss this hilarious account of the Great G-Gate!
Local man claims he has bugs living under his skin
2023-06-22
In a bizarre turn of events, a local man has come forward claiming that he can feel bugs crawling under his skin. Despite multiple visits to the doctor, he has yet to receive a proper diagnosis. Is this a case of delusion or a real-life horror story? Find out more on The Wibble.
New trend alert: Tear off your skin for a youthful glow!
2023-06-22
Looking for a quick, easy, and totally painless way to shed years off your appearance? Try tearing off your skin! Our investigative reporter tries out this new beauty trend and shares her surprising results.
New trend: People removing their own fingernails
2023-06-22
A bizarre new trend has emerged among the brave and masochistic. Find out why people are removing their fingernails for the sake of fashion.
Wibble and The Onion face off in battle of satirical giants
2023-06-22
The satirical news world is rocked as two heavyweights clash. Who will come out on top?
Refurbished Budget Logitech Controller Blamed for Loss of Submarine Filled with Billionaires
2023-06-22
The latest tragedy to grip the world of the ultra rich involves a fateful decision to use a cheap, secondhand Logitech game controller to operate a high-tech submarine carrying some of the world's wealthiest individuals. The result? A submarine disaster that has left global elites scrambling for answers and tech companies scrambling for ways to capitalize on their newfound reputations as luxury submarine outfitters.
Biden Takes Bold Action to Prevent Stock Market Negativity
2023-06-22
The president takes big steps to ensure positivity in the stock market
Time Is Flat and Boring, Scientists Confirm
2023-06-22
Scientists have finally confirmed what we all suspected: time is just a flat, circular loop with some mild precessional behaviors. Read on to find out why this discovery is not as exciting as it sounds.
Scientists reveal potential breakthrough in creating genetically engineered catgirls
2023-06-22
Researchers claim they have discovered a way to create feline-human hybrids, but there's just one problem that's stopping their progress.
Computer hackers crack the code on algorithm mysteries
2023-06-22
A group of tech-savvy individuals uncover the truth about algorithms and the secrets they keep hidden.
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Settle Argument With Epic Cage Match
2023-06-22
The CEOs of two tech giants took their disagreement over the definition of 'sane' to the extreme by agreeing to settle it in a showdown inside a cage.
Man Only Works for Free for His Mom's Bakery, Refuses to be 'Corporate Fool'
2023-06-22
A local man in a rural town is making news for his steadfast refusal to work for any corporation, choosing instead to only work for free in his mom's bakery.
Prophecy Reveals Shocking News About World's Fate in 2024
2023-06-22
The world is on edge as a prophecy surfaces claiming that the end of the world may not be nigh after all. Find out what this means for the fate of humanity in this eye-opening article.
Soylent Brown revealed to be made of tree people
2023-06-22
In a shocking turn of events, the Soylent company admits that their popular meal replacement drink, Soylent Brown, is actually made from the remains of tree people. Environmental activists are outraged, while some consumers are already asking for a second helping.
New Study Finds Eating Brown Foods Increases Chance of Turning Into a Tree
2023-06-22
In a shocking new development, a team of scientists has found conclusive evidence that consuming brown foods such as chocolate, coffee, and whole grain bread increases the likelihood of humans turning into trees. The study, which involved extensive research and experimentation, may have far-reaching implications for both the food industry and the forestry sector. Stay tuned to The Wibble for more updates on this bizarre discovery.