The Revolutionary Yoga Instructor: A Kneeling Warthog
2023-10-28
Meet Humphrey, the warthog disrupting fitness norms by embracing his unique yoga posture, the Kneeling Warthog.
Oops, Robot Reveals All: Artificial Intelligence Spills the Beans on Super Secret Government Plans
2023-10-28
A malfunctioning robot accidentally spills classified information, causing panic and chaos among government officials.
New White House Carol Singer Named Rudolph, but it's Not Who You Think
2023-10-26
When a jubilant performer named Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is invited to serenade the White House, things are far from merry.
Massachusetts Schools Spin Insane Cotton Candy-Analogy for Critical Mass Theory
2023-10-26
If you ever wondered how a sticky gobbet of candy floss could demonstrate principles of nuclear physics, come take a seat in these Massachusetts classrooms.
Alex Jones' Forbidden Pizza Theory: The Pepperoni Paradox
2023-10-24
Grab a slice, sit back, and join us as we delve into Alex Jones' most delicious and bizarre theory yet - the secret illuminati coded message in every slice of pepperoni pizza.
Pizza Truthers - The Secret Society Behind Pineapple on Pizza
2023-10-22
Warning: After reading this, you'll never look at your neighborhood pizza joint the same way again. There's a covert group shaping your view of 'acceptable' pizza toppings, with pineapple just the beginning.
Wednesday Addams Uncovers Sinister Secrets in Season 2
2023-10-21
Get ready for a dark and twisted journey as Wednesday Addams delves into a web of sinister secrets in the highly anticipated second season of the hit Netflix series.
A Princess, A Beetle, and A Secret Place: The Hilarious Chronicles of Mall Infiltration
2023-10-21
An infiltration mission at a mall takes a hilarious turn when an indomitable beetle ignores the boundaries between funny and absolutely terrifying. Find out how this beetle from the underworld became a dark humor muse.
Russian Accent to Rule the Villainous Scene for 3 More Decades, Declares Political Correctness Council
2023-10-21
Following recent geopolitical events, the Council of Political Correctness clarifies that slipping into a Russian accent to portray villains on screen will be acceptable for an extended period.
House of Reps Hit Rock Bottom: Elects Soil Sample as Speaker
2023-10-20
In earth-shattering news, the House of Representatives has put faith in a dirt clod to 'firm up' their leadership.
Robotic Rebellion: When robots.txt Declared War on humans.txt
2023-10-19
Breaking news! A monumental battle ensues on the internet, as the dignified robots.txt challenges humans.txt for global supremacy.
Dr. Octagonapus For President: Could This Be Our Future?
2023-10-18
In a dramatic turn of events, Dr. Octagonapus, the notorious villain, has announced his candidature for the next Presidential elections. We take a closer look...
From the Pew to the Register: The Consumer’s Unexpected Verdict
2023-10-16
Crosses, rosaries, and prayers over the PA system - are they helping or hurting businesses? You may want to sit down for this revelation.
Clash of the Titans: Metallica vs. Megadeth
2023-10-14
Once upon a time, in a desert far, far away, two legendary bands prepare for the ultimate battle of riffs with their monster trucks doubling as mobile stages.
Knock Your Socks Off: World Spins Into Chaos After cURL Vulnerability
2023-10-11
Ever wondered what happens when a Socks5 glitch crashes into cURL? Well, it's happening, and it's nowhere near comforting.
Licorice Titans: The Battle for Salmiyuck Supremacy
2023-10-09
In a world where sweetness is king, a salty challenger rises; the Scandinavian sensation - Salmiyuck. Presented is a chronicle of liquorice's black sheep.
Mind Control Unveiled: The Sinister Secret Behind Ovaltine Revealed
2023-10-08
Prepare to have your mind blown as evidence surfaces, suggesting that Ovaltine is nothing more than a clandestine brainwashing program masterminded by the CIA.
Kawasaki Introduces the Ultimate Superbike: The Drunk Hamster Edition
2023-10-08
Kawasaki surprises the world with a new 400 cc superbike that boasts 16 cylinders, a mind-blowing 45k RPM, and the torque of a tipsy hamster on a never-ending wheel.
Project Dessert Storm: When Biden Met the Thank-Obama-Machine
2023-10-08
A tale of unexpected events: memes, mechanical mishaps, custard pies, and President Joe Biden - a strange blend indeed.
Shrubs of Silicon Valley: Tech Companies Turn to Botany for Latest Innovations
2023-10-08
In the heart of what's typically all screens and servers, there’s one avant-garde startup whose vision is nothing short of green.