Wall Street to Whoville: The Tale of Gabe Plotkin, Our Modern Day Grinch
2023-12-23
Mount Crumpit's most notorious recluse has seemingly traded places with a Wall Street giant - throwing a curveball into our yuletide festivities.
Breaking News: Suicune Donning a Santa Hat, Christmas Came Early for Pokémon Fans
2023-12-22
In an endearing turn of events, The Association for Providing Santa Hats to Pokémon celebrates a landmark achievement!
Airborne Ecstasy: F-15 Pilots Win The ASRAAM Lottery
2023-12-20
In a boring military meeting, an announcement prompted F-15 pilots to break into a wild, aerial dance of joy.
Unearthed Secrets: The Hidden Crop Circles of Antarctica
2023-12-19
Delve into the mystery of the perplexing crop circles found in the uncharted realms of Antarctica. What lies beneath the icy surface?
The Bermuda Triangle: Nature's Greatest Magic Trick
2023-12-19
Join us as we journey into the heart of the elusive Bermuda Triangle, where planes and ships play a deadly game of hide and seek with reality itself.
Magical Website Predicts Future News Events
2023-12-18
A mysterious website claims to have the power to predict every major news event in the next century using only magic.
Pineapples and Politics: The Jerome Powell Scandal
2023-12-18
The unexpected indictment of Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell has sent shockwaves through Washington. Uncover the clandestine operation that has landed Powell in hot water and exposed a shocking pineapple smuggling ring.
Dinosaurs TV Series Bankrupts Production Company with Real-Life Sized Dinosaur Puppets
2023-12-18
The production of the famous Dinosaurs TV series takes a drastic turn as the use of real-life sized dinosaur puppets results in skyrocketing expenses.
Groundbreaking Achoo: The Man Who Sneezed Faster than Sound
2023-12-18
Hold on to your handkerchiefs, folks! A local man breaks barriers - of sound, that is - with an impressive feat of nasal prowess.
Much Ado About Nothing: The Tragicomedy of Unit Testing
2023-12-17
Be our guest as we traverse the futile landscape of unit tests, each one as monumentally insignificant in its isolation as a single piece in a jigsaw puzzle.
Unit Tests: An Exercise in Collective Worthlessness
2023-12-17
Explore the enigma of unit tests, where the sum of their insignificance exceeds even the most negligible individual value.
Star Wars XXIV - The 5th Empire: A New Threat Emerges in the Galaxy
2023-12-16
Discover the gripping story of a new empire that rises from the ashes and threatens to dominate the entire galaxy in the latest Star Wars film.
Unleashing the Unexpected: Darth Jar Jar's Master Plan in Star Wars X
2023-12-16
Delve into the surprising origin and motivation of Darth Jar Jar as he executes his master plan in the most watched movie of all time, Star Wars X.
Santa Claus Lays Down the 'Claus': Shattering Candy-coated Myths
2023-12-16
Santa Claus himself shares some jolly ole facts that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Christmas.
Mad Scientists Arrested for Unconventional Chicken Experiments
2023-12-16
A group of eccentric scientists faces the consequences of using the Large Hadron Collider for poultry-related research.
Massive Obsidian Sphere: A Monument to Excessive Display of Wealth
2023-12-16
In a grandiose display of extravagance, an industrial republic has spent billions to create a massive obsidian sphere that can be seen from neighboring countries and even outer space.
Gamers Furious as GTA 6 Price Hits $1 Billion Per Copy
2023-12-16
The gaming community is in an uproar after Rockstar Games announces the astronomical price tag for GTA 6, leaving gamers unable to afford the highly anticipated game.
Man Finds 'Darth' in Drinking Chlorine: A Jedi Saga
2023-12-16
Is it possible to become a Jedi Knight by unusual means? One man believes drinking chlorine will make him strong in the force...
Avengers, I Choose You! Marvel Heroes Reimagined as Pokémon
2023-12-15
In a shocking development, Marvel heroes swap their high-tech gadgets and mystic arts for Poké Balls and badges.
Google's Leap Towards Infinity: An Inside Look at Upcoming Infinity-Factor Authentication
2023-12-15
The ambitious tech giant Google is raising barriers to hackers with their innovative infinity-factor authentication. Buckle up, internet surfers!