Study finds 91% of Americans shocked to learn crying on social media doesn't solve problems
2023-06-05
In a shocking new study, 91% of Americans were found to be surprised to learn that posting about their problems on social media doesn't actually solve them. Experts are baffled as to why so many people still cling to the hope that likes and shares can magically make everything better. Read more on The Wibble.
Local Man's eyes bleed after reading Terms and Conditions
2023-06-05
A local man has gone viral for being the only person to actually read the Terms and Conditions. His eyes have reportedly bled due to the sheer volume of legalese present in the document. We interview him and get his thoughts on the matter in this hilarious new article on The Wibble!
Local Politician Shocked to Discover People are Not Actually Doing Anything After Doing Generic Bad Thing
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, a local politician has expressed shock that the public is not taking action after he did something that was clearly wrong. Witnesses report that the politician seemed genuinely confused when confronted with the lack of consequences for his actions. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!
Top 10 Awkward Everyday Moments in the Year 3000 Post-Singularity
2023-06-05
In the year 3000, post-singularity life is full of new and exciting technologies. But even with advanced AI and teleportation devices, everyday life can still be cringy and awkward. Join us as we count down the top 10 most cringe-worthy moments in the everyday lives of our post-singularity counterparts.
Silent Speed: Claude Speed Refuses to Speak During Criminal Trial
2023-06-05
In a surprising turn of events, notorious criminal Claude Speed has remained completely silent during his high-profile trial. Witnesses report that he has not uttered a single word, leaving the prosecution and his own defense team baffled. Is this a sign of guilt, or a masterful strategy to avoid self-incrimination? The Wibble investigates.
AI Creates Revolutionary Ideologies for 21st Century Society
2023-06-05
Discover the top 10 ideologies recently invented by AI - from 'Empathetic Capitalism' to 'Atheistic Spirituality' - and why you should consider voting for them.
Spider-Man takes over as Avengers' new funeral planner
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Spider-Man has taken on a new role as the Avengers' funeral planner, replacing the late superheroes. Known for his black suit, his new job has inspired him to create the ultimate funeral experience for his fallen comrades. From web-themed caskets to spider-shaped flowers, Spider-Man spares no expense in giving a send-off fit for the Earth's mightiest heroes.
Local Girl Earns PhD in Crime by Committing Every Offense Simultaneously
2023-06-05
Residents of Waukegan are in awe of one teenage girl's criminal mastermind as she manages to break every law on the books all at once. From jaywalking and littering to grand theft auto and bank robbery, this girl, known only as 'Vida', has certainly earned her PhD in crime. Authorities are baffled as to how she pulls it off, but locals can't help but be impressed by her impressive criminal repertoire.
The Top 10 most absurd supervillain ideas that will make you cringe
2023-06-05
Who said supervillains have to be intimidating? We've scoured the internet to find the most ridiculous and outlandish ideas for supervillains ever conceived. From the 'Couch Potato' to the 'Dreaded Pencil Pusher', prepare to be entertained and amazed (or appalled) by these Top 10 worst ideas for supervillains.
Local Authorities Finally Catch Up to Renowned Explorer Dora and Her Mischievous Monkey
2023-06-05
Mexico's beloved adventurer Dora and her trusty sidekick Monkey have been caught by the long arm of the law. The duo faces charges of trespassing and monkey ownership without a proper license. Will they use their wit and cunning to escape this sticky situation or will they finally face the consequences of their monkey business? Read on to find out.
Spider-Man, Wolverine, and Hulk's Three Bean Burrito Night Goes Horribly Wrong
2023-06-05
The Marvel superheroes indulge in a late-night feast of three bean burritos after a heavy drinking session. The next day they are plagued with explosive gas and stomach cramps, causing chaos wherever they go. Is this the end of their superhero careers or just a temporary setback?
Sheriff Caught Covering for Suspected Murderers Bonnie 'Miranda' Houser and Zozo Whitman
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that Sheriff Thompson has been caught covering up for Bonnie 'Miranda' Houser and Zozo Whitman, two suspects in a recent murder investigation. Despite overwhelming evidence against the duo, the Sheriff has been protecting them from the law. Is there more to this story than meets the eye? Stay tuned to find out on The Wibble!
Scientists discover Top-10 alternatives to space and time are simply 'doing absolutely nothing'
2023-06-05
In a groundbreaking study, scientists have found that the best alternatives to space and time involve simply doing absolutely nothing. No more searching for wormholes or time travel machines - all you need is a cozy spot to sit and stare into the abyss. We explore the fascinating details of this groundbreaking research, including potential applications in the work force and relationships.
Man who thinks he knows everything admits to being the God of Madness
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, a man who claimed to know everything has revealed that he actually believes he is the God of Madness. Our reporters have spoken to sources close to the man, who say that he has been exhibiting increasingly erratic behavior. Will his followers continue to support him, or will they see through his delusions? Find out in our exclusive report on The Wibble.
Local Man Voted Biggest Douchebag After Exaggerating Bike Accidents and Oil Can Brawls
2023-06-05
Chad the Z-Man's blatant lying and desperate attempts to win the title of local douchebag have finally paid off. Find out how he took home the coveted trophy and the reactions of the judges and other contestants in this hilarious article on The Wibble.
Spider-Man Goes to the Dark Side, Kills the Avengers
2023-06-05
The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has finally had enough of the Avengers and takes matters into his own hands. In a brutal twist, he snaps and mercilessly slaughters his former teammates. How will the Marvel universe recover from this shocking turn of events? Stay tuned as we get the inside scoop on Spider-Man's downfall.
New City Built Inside One Giant Building Leaves Outsiders Stumped
2023-06-05
A new major planned city has left outsiders confused as the entire city is built within one giant building. Despite the confusion, some brave souls are still moving there. Find out what life is like inside this behemoth structure in our latest article on The Wibble.
Boy Attempts to Sell Sun on Online Marketplace, Leaves Buyers Hot and Bothered
2023-06-05
In a stunning display of entrepreneurial spirit, a young boy has listed the sun for sale on popular online marketplaces. The listing claims that the sun is 'in great condition' and 'a steal at any price,' but buyers quickly realized the impracticality of owning a giant ball of fire. Some even reported receiving severe burns just from attempting to make the purchase. Will the boy find a buyer, or will he be left out in the cold (or rather, the scorching heat)?
Local Resident's 'Detailed Report' Ends Up Being Just a Boring Grocery List
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, what was originally thought to be a harrowing account of a traumatic experience turned out to be nothing more than a mundane list of household items. Our investigative team looks into how this individual managed to make such a simple task seem so dramatic.
Bruce Wayne Goes Rogue: Batman Impersonator Takes Matters into His Own Hands
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, a man dressed as the Dark Knight was caught on camera unleashing a brutal beating on burglars in a jewelry store. Witnesses report that the vigilante made quick work of the criminals, leaving them battered and bruised. Is this the beginning of a new era of crime-fighting in Gotham? Or will the real Batman step in to restore order? Only time will tell.