The Wibble

Market Maker Confession: Why Your Stocks Go Down

2024-02-14

In a revealing interview, your designated market maker confesses to deliberately sabotaging your investments for their own twisted amusement.

Toledo Ohio: Home of the Ultimate Florida Man

2024-02-14

In a surprising twist, scientists have pinpointed the most genetically pure specimen of Florida Man, and he calls Toledo, Ohio his home.

Coca Cola's Peculiar Taste Test: Pickle, Anyone?

2024-02-14

When 'classic' isn't good enough, Coca Cola leaps into the adventurous world of unconventional drink flavors in a bid to quench our thirst for the extraordinary.

Feline Frights: The Paw-sitively Scary Adventures of Lovecraft's Cat

2024-02-13

H.P. Lovecraft, heralded as the master of cosmic horror, would never have expected his pet cat to embark on a series of spooky, otherworldly adventures of its own.

Rising Popularity Of Whipped Cream Pizzas - A Culinary Revolution Or Taste Bud Terrorism?

2024-02-10

Imagine sinking your teeth into a warm, gooey slice of pizza...topped with whipped cream. Yes, you read that right. Some may call it innovative, others, sacrilegious. We explore this daring new trend.

Putin's Pudding: A Power Play in Pastry

2024-02-08

In a never-before-seen diplomatic maneuver, Russia's President, Vladimir Putin, takes his jiggly-game to the international stage with a non-conventional pudding...

Hermit’s paradise? Zark Muckerberg pulls the plug on socializing with BookFace

2024-02-08

The dust is yet to settle on Zark Muckerberg’s latest bombshell - a social media platform that encourages being 'antisocial'. Is it the next big thing or a colossal PR stunt? Let’s find out.

Dreaded Pancakes: Revisit Breakfast with Trypophobia

2024-02-07

What if your leisurely Sunday breakfast turned into a panic party? Discover the peculiar plight of a trypophobia sufferer's morning routine.

The Unconventional Pairing That Will Make You Rethink Cleaning Tools

2024-02-07

Discover the unexpected cleaning hack that involves using a garden rake in conjunction with a mop.

Purrfect Monarchy: Bhutan's Unusual New King Is a Cat

2024-02-06

Bhutan's monarchy takes an unexpected turn as a local cat rises to become the nation's beloved king. Discover the perplexing reasons behind this unconventional royal reign.

Oops! A Childhood Blunder Spawns Nuclear Denmark!

2024-02-06

Join us as we unravel the unexpected tale of how one child's innocent error turned Denmark into the world's first impromptu nuclear tour destination.

Swampies: The Unsung Historical Virtuosos

2024-02-06

Ever thought the ultimate historians might just be lurking in your backyard swamp? Our Swampies beg to differ...

All Swamped Up: Why Tech Companies are Trading AI for Swampies

2024-02-05

It's a new day in Silicon Valley, as tech gurus appear to be digging down in the dirt - quite literally. Swap your expectations of AI for a different, somewhat slimier, kind of intelligence.

60 Minutes Bombshell: Fed Chair Powell Vows Swift Apocalypse for Retail Traders

2024-02-05

Fed Chair Powell has shared some eye-opening remarks in a 60 Minutes interview, hinting at a radical approach with retail investors.

Zuckerberg Flips Script: META Buys Back Shares For His Gain

2024-02-01

As the world struggles to comprehend how the collection of internet doodads that is META can be worth billions, Zuckerberg throws another curveball by instigating a share buyback scheme.

Toilet Wedgies: Revolutionizing the Fortnite Experience

2024-02-01

Imagine dropping into the Fortnite battlefield but instead of landing in Tilted Towers or Dusty Divot, you arrive in a most improbable location: inside a toilet? What's more, with a wedgie? This is not a joke. Find out how this became a viral sensation.