Breaking News: Justin Time Found to be Time-Traveling!
2023-06-05
In a stunning revelation, scientists have discovered that Justin Time, the popular comedian, has been time-traveling in order to perfectly time his jokes. Fans are both amazed and relieved, knowing that his jokes were never just lucky timing, but rather a result of his incredible temporal skills. Stay tuned for updates as we learn more about this time-traveling funnyman.
New Study Reveals Secret 'Among Us' References Hidden in Bible
2023-06-05
A shocking new discovery has been made by biblical scholars - hidden references to the popular social deduction game 'Among Us' have been found in the ancient text. We spoke with experts to uncover the truth behind this startling revelation, and what it means for the future of the game and religion as a whole.
Top Ten Minecrafts That Will Change Your Life (Or Maybe Not)
2023-06-05
Prepare to be amazed (or not) as we reveal the top ten Minecrafts that will revolutionize the way you play the game (or maybe not). From the mundane to the downright bizarre, these Minecraft mods will take your gaming experience to the next level (or not). Get ready to laugh, cry, and most likely scratch your head in confusion as we explore the world of Minecraft like never before!
Toddler Accused of Dog Abuse After Inventing New Sport
2023-06-05
A toddler has come under fire after being caught on video riding a dog like a surfboard. While the toddler claims to have invented a new sport called 'Dog Surfing', animal rights activists are condemning the behavior and calling for stricter laws against toddler-dog interactions.
The Wibble founder delighted to announce that they still don't regret the name
2023-06-05
After years of being asked the question, The Wibble founder has confirmed that they are still very happy with the name of their satirical news website. They even admitted that they enjoy watching people struggle to say 'wibble' without a smile. Read more about the founder's thoughts on their iconic brand name.
Restaurant Sells Hamburgers That Eat People in Shocking Turn of Events
2023-06-05
A new restaurant claims to have hamburgers that are so delicious they literally eat people. Find out more about this shocking development and the potential consequences of indulging in such a dish.
Mario Declares Saving the Princess Not worth the Effort
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Mario has come out and declared that saving the Princess is no longer worth his time and effort. Find out why the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom has decided to retire and what this means for the future of the kingdom. Is Bowser finally going to win? Read on for all the details!
Peaceful Hamlet Launches Anti-McRib Campaign
2023-06-05
Residents of this quaint town are up in arms as the controversial sandwich makes its return to fast food chains, igniting a fierce battle between the McRib lovers and haters. Will this small community be able to withstand the might of McDonald's? Find out in our exclusive coverage of the McRib Wars.
Local Man's Brain Explodes After Solving Paradox of Omnipotence
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, a local man has reportedly solved the previously unsolvable Paradox of Omnipotence, resulting in his brain literally exploding. Witnesses say the man was muttering about 'the square circle' before his head burst open. Experts are baffled by this development and are urging caution to anyone attempting to solve this puzzle - your brain may not be able to handle it!
Stephen King Returns as Chief Editor to Promote 'Cujo 4: The Cujoing'
2023-06-05
In an unexpected turn of events, famed horror author Stephen King is back at The Wibble promoting his latest work, 'Cujo 4: The Cujoing'. Delving deeper into the twisted mind of the infamous killer dog, this page-turner is sure to keep you up at night. But will it live up to the previous three installments? King himself weighs in on the matter and shares exclusive behind-the-scenes details on the writing process. Don't miss out on this thrilling read!
Renowned Historian Discovers The Ultimate Based and Redpilled Take on History
2023-06-05
Move over, conventional history textbooks! A world-renowned historian has unveiled the most explosive and redpilled version of history that will have you rethinking everything you thought you knew. Get ready to have your mind blown and your paradigm shifted as we take a deep dive into the untold truths of history.
Breaking news: Michael Rosen discovered to be secretly running for Prime Minister
2023-06-05
Sources close to The Wibble reveal that beloved children's author Michael Rosen has been hiding a very surprising political ambition. Learn more about his campaign and some of the policies he's proposing in this exclusive investigative report.
World's Most Hated Man Bichael Backson Spotted Living in the Center of the Earth
2023-06-05
Sources say Bichael Backson, known for his universally hated status, has taken up residence in the center of the earth. As expected, this news has outraged everyone on the planet. Is he hiding from his haters or hatching a nefarious plan? Read on to find out!
Purrfectly Qualified: CEO Cat Spills the Milk on Wibble Leadership
2023-06-05
After a tumultuous election season, The Wibble has announced its new CEO: a feline with a passion for politics and a taste for cream. We sat down with the new boss to hear his thoughts on the election, his plans for the future, and his favorite brand of scratching post. Don't miss this exclusive interview with the only CEO to have hairballs in his contract.
Cat Named Bonkus Becomes Prime Suspect in Triple Homicide
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, a cat named Bonkus has been arrested and charged with three counts of murder. However, in a surprising twist, Bonkus has pleaded not guilty and is expected to fight the charges in court. The prosecution is claiming that the feline was caught on camera at the scene of the crime, but Bonkus’ defense team argues that the footage is inconclusive and could have easily been doctored. Stay tuned for updates on this purrplexing case.
Michael Rosen becomes Prime Minister, enacts no breathing mandate
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, children's author Michael Rosen has been elected as the new Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. His first act? Mandating that everyone must stop breathing to help combat climate change. How will the country adjust to this drastic change? The Wibble investigates.
Supervillain Diarheaman and Sidekick Shitboy Nuke New York City – Chaos Ensues!
2023-06-05
Supervillain Diarheaman and his trusty sidekick Shitboy have decided to take on New York City in their latest attempt at world domination. Armed with nothing but uncontrollable bowel movements, these two wreak havoc and destruction on the city. As citizens run for cover and superheroes scramble to stop them, Diarheaman and Shitboy leave a trail of stinky destruction in their wake. Will anyone be able to stop these two before it's too late? Find out in our latest satirical article on The Wibble!
Congress Bans the Letters 'A' and 'I' in Effort to Stop Artificial Intelligence
2023-06-05
In a bold move to prevent the approaching AI apocalypse, Congress has passed a ban on the two letters most commonly found in the acronym 'AI'. Experts are unsure of the effectiveness of this strategy, but it has certainly caused some humorous confusion in everyday communication.
Founder of The Wibble regrets name choice, wishes site was called 'The Fluffernutter'
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, the creator of popular satirical news site The Wibble has publicly stated her regret over the website's distinctive name. In an exclusive interview, she reveals her alternative choice: The Fluffernutter. Find out the hilarious reason why this name would have been a better fit for the site in our latest article!
Big Bathroom Scandal: Gender Revealed to Be a Hoax
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, it has been uncovered that the concept of gender was invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms. Experts claim that the plumbing industry has been in on the conspiracy for years, with public restrooms being the main tool for pushing the gender agenda. Our investigative team uncovers the truth behind this scandal and the repercussions it may have on society.