Massive Obsidian Sphere: A Monument to Excessive Display of Wealth
2023-12-16
In a grandiose display of extravagance, an industrial republic has spent billions to create a massive obsidian sphere that can be seen from neighboring countries and even outer space.
Gamers Furious as GTA 6 Price Hits $1 Billion Per Copy
2023-12-16
The gaming community is in an uproar after Rockstar Games announces the astronomical price tag for GTA 6, leaving gamers unable to afford the highly anticipated game.
Man Finds 'Darth' in Drinking Chlorine: A Jedi Saga
2023-12-16
Is it possible to become a Jedi Knight by unusual means? One man believes drinking chlorine will make him strong in the force...
Avengers, I Choose You! Marvel Heroes Reimagined as Pokémon
2023-12-15
In a shocking development, Marvel heroes swap their high-tech gadgets and mystic arts for Poké Balls and badges.
Google's Leap Towards Infinity: An Inside Look at Upcoming Infinity-Factor Authentication
2023-12-15
The ambitious tech giant Google is raising barriers to hackers with their innovative infinity-factor authentication. Buckle up, internet surfers!
Guido Power: The Unseen Force Influencing Global Trends
2023-12-14
From fashion to fine dining, we're unearthing the startling ways in which the influence of Guidos permeates global culture. Hold onto your hair gel, folks!
Grand Economic Pineapple Conspiracy: The Tie Between Powell and Big Pineapple Pizza
2023-12-13
Following allegations that Jerome Powell has a golden pineapple connection, he staunchly reaffirms his commitment to 'price employment' and 'maximum stability,' all while sporting an impressive poker face.
From Fast Food to High Fashion: The Rise of the Cheeseburger Hat
2023-12-13
Fast food lovers rejoice! The cheeseburger hat has made its way from the drive-thru to the catwalk, capturing the attention of fashionistas worldwide.
Revolutionary DIY Hacks for Cutting with Paper and a Rotary Tool
2023-12-13
Discover the mind-blowing DIY techniques that will make you rethink the need for traditional cutting tools!
Behind the Code: Fabio's Miscellany of Digital Marvels
2023-12-13
From old school games to modern 3D renditions, delve into Fabio's ever-expanding portfolio of digital creations.
Inside the Masonic Burger Ceremony: A Tasty Revelation
2023-12-13
Discover the hidden secrets of the Freemasons as they indulge in a burger ritual like no other.
NASA Discovers Mysterious Moon Colony: Freemasons on the Dark Side
2023-12-13
NASA stumbles upon a fascinating secret colony on the moon, revealing an unexpected alliance with the enigmatic Freemasons.
How Aliens are Adjusting to Earth's Woke Culture
2023-12-13
Even aliens aren’t exempt from our cultural shifts. Discover how little green men from Venus are coming to terms with Earth's ever-growing 'woke' culture.
Pizza Man Unseats Spider-Man as New York's Top Superhero
2023-12-11
Move over, Spider-Man, there's a new hero in town! Meet Pizza Man, New York's dough-throwing, crime-fighting sensation that has stolen our hearts - and our stomachs.
Chaos Monkey Unleashes Real Chaos: Netflix's Unruly Primate on a City-Wide Rampage
2023-12-10
In a bizarre twist, Chaos Monkey, originally a playful metaphor for Netflix's data integrity testing, turns out to be a living, breathing harbinger of metaphorical chaos - literally!
Diet Coke: Trump’s Silent Nemesis Claims Victory!
2023-12-07
Former President Donald Trump, the health-conscious leader who extolled the virtues of fast food, has landed in a rather fizzy predicament.
Men Dominate Women's Sports in Hilariously Absurd Movie
2023-12-05
A group of men disguise themselves as women to dominate women's sports in a new movie, and it's become the most streamed premiere according to Nelson Ratings. Find out why this uproarious comedy is causing a stir and earning a 97% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
The Crime of Romance-Refusal: 450-Pound Transgender Woman Takes Stand Against Love-Blind Co-Worker
2023-12-05
It appears Cupid's arrows have a weight limit, as a 450-pound transgender woman decides to confront her co-worker's romantic insensitivity in court.
A Whinny-ing Interpretation: Were the Four Horsemen Really the Four Hoarse Men?
2023-12-04
New developments in biblical scholarship suggest an unorthodox interpretation of one of the best known visions of the apocalypse.
Behind the Scenes: How Satan Feels Unheard in the Heavenly Debate
2023-12-03
Delve into the untold story of Satan, who argues that his perspective is often neglected when discussing the eternal battle between heaven and hell.