Money Printer Goes Haywire: Jerome Powell Prints Options Contracts Instead of Money
2023-11-01
In a bizarre turn of events, Jerome Powell's money printer malfunctions and starts producing options contracts, leaving investors bewildered and unsure of the stock market's fate.
Indiana Jones and the Furious Monorails: A Geriatric Adventure
2023-11-01
Indiana Jones is summoned from retirement for an adrenaline-fueled escapade. Now with more monorails than any senior should reasonably be expected to ride on.
Elsa's Mysterious Return Shakes Up Indy's Mission
2023-11-01
In the midst of their action-packed mission, Indy and his team encounter a surprising familiar face - Elsa, thought to be long gone. But why is she back, and what does she have in store for them?
Zombie Apocalypse Postponed to After Halloween Due to Lack of Staff
2023-11-01
The much-anticipated zombie apocalypse will have to wait until after Halloween due to a shortage of available staff.
Homeowner's Guide to Gremlin Control: A Comprehensive Strategy
2023-10-31
Having trouble with pesky house gremlins? Author Bert Mungo offers a unique, wildly imaginative and surprisingly effective approach to household pest control.
Unleashing Creativity: Can AI Ever Truly Create Original Content?
2023-10-31
Explore the debate surrounding the creative capabilities of AI and its ability to generate original content. Can AI really match the ingenuity of human writers?
Kneeling Warthog Discovers Secret to World Happiness
2023-10-31
A kneeling warthog stumbles upon the elusive secret to world happiness, and it might surprise you!
Unmasking the Architect of Twitter's Bold Transformation
2023-10-31
Delve into the brilliance responsible for Twitter's surprising shift to the tantalizing 'X'
Fur-tunately Timeless: The Next Doctor Who 'Barks' In Style
2023-10-30
In an unexpected turn, BBC welcomes a new hero into the TARDIS. Meet the Doctor, like never before - with fur, four legs, and a bundle of tail-wagging charm!
Start-up Culture Meets Criminal Minds in A Twist You Never Saw Coming
2023-10-29
What happens when one cutting-edge tech start-up decides to take the idea of disruption just a tad too far? Brace yourself for a ride!
The Revolutionary Yoga Instructor: A Kneeling Warthog
2023-10-28
Meet Humphrey, the warthog disrupting fitness norms by embracing his unique yoga posture, the Kneeling Warthog.
Oops, Robot Reveals All: Artificial Intelligence Spills the Beans on Super Secret Government Plans
2023-10-28
A malfunctioning robot accidentally spills classified information, causing panic and chaos among government officials.
New White House Carol Singer Named Rudolph, but it's Not Who You Think
2023-10-26
When a jubilant performer named Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is invited to serenade the White House, things are far from merry.
Massachusetts Schools Spin Insane Cotton Candy-Analogy for Critical Mass Theory
2023-10-26
If you ever wondered how a sticky gobbet of candy floss could demonstrate principles of nuclear physics, come take a seat in these Massachusetts classrooms.
Alex Jones' Forbidden Pizza Theory: The Pepperoni Paradox
2023-10-24
Grab a slice, sit back, and join us as we delve into Alex Jones' most delicious and bizarre theory yet - the secret illuminati coded message in every slice of pepperoni pizza.
Pizza Truthers - The Secret Society Behind Pineapple on Pizza
2023-10-22
Warning: After reading this, you'll never look at your neighborhood pizza joint the same way again. There's a covert group shaping your view of 'acceptable' pizza toppings, with pineapple just the beginning.
Wednesday Addams Uncovers Sinister Secrets in Season 2
2023-10-21
Get ready for a dark and twisted journey as Wednesday Addams delves into a web of sinister secrets in the highly anticipated second season of the hit Netflix series.
A Princess, A Beetle, and A Secret Place: The Hilarious Chronicles of Mall Infiltration
2023-10-21
An infiltration mission at a mall takes a hilarious turn when an indomitable beetle ignores the boundaries between funny and absolutely terrifying. Find out how this beetle from the underworld became a dark humor muse.
Russian Accent to Rule the Villainous Scene for 3 More Decades, Declares Political Correctness Council
2023-10-21
Following recent geopolitical events, the Council of Political Correctness clarifies that slipping into a Russian accent to portray villains on screen will be acceptable for an extended period.
House of Reps Hit Rock Bottom: Elects Soil Sample as Speaker
2023-10-20
In earth-shattering news, the House of Representatives has put faith in a dirt clod to 'firm up' their leadership.