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2023-06-05
In a world where clickbait rules supreme, we have managed to create the ultimate clickbait article. Read on to discover what all the fuss is about!
Experts Stunned: Predictable Event Actually Happens
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, the long-predicted occurrence finally took place, leaving experts scratching their heads. Was it simply a matter of time, or did someone finally intervene? Find out in our exclusive coverage of this not-so-surprising surprise.
Top 10 Lesser Known Daedric Princes Who Couldn't Get a Nirn Visa
2023-06-05
We all know about the famous Daedric Princes like Sheogorath and Molag Bal, but what about the ones who never made it to Nirn? The Wibble presents the top 10 lesser known Daedric Princes who were denied entry to Nirn and are now stuck ruling their own little corners of Oblivion. From the God of Paperclips to the Goddess of Puddles, these Princes may not be welcome on Nirn, but they're sure to bring a laugh to your day.
New Undergound Resident is Puzzled by Death Threats from Talking Flower
2023-06-05
A new resident of the Undergound is shocked when the talking flower, Flowey, offers to share some 'friendliness pellets' for a chance to gain 'LOVE'. Confused and trusting, the resident soon learns that in this world, it's really 'kill or be killed'. Read on to find out the bizarre world of Undergound.
Duke of Groovy Toad Mistakenly Orders Lyft to Buckingham Palace
2023-06-05
The Duke of Groovy Toad made a royal blunder when he announced he was 'finna order his Lyft' and accidentally summoned the ride-sharing service to the gates of Buckingham Palace. Her Majesty the Queen was reportedly quite amused by the whole ordeal.
Local Void Dweller Shocked to Discover Existence of Outside World
2023-06-05
After spending countless years floating in space, a resident of the void has stumbled upon the shocking realization that there is actually more to the universe than just emptiness. We spoke with the dweller, who expressed both excitement and terror at the prospect of leaving their empty home for the first time. Stay tuned for updates on their journey into the great unknown!
Joe Biden's Stand JoJo finally revealed - it's called 'Yes We Stand!'
2023-06-05
In a shocking revelation, President Joe Biden unleashes his Stand JoJo called 'Yes We Stand!' and uses it to defeat Trump's Stand, 'Make America Great Again'. The battle between the two powerful Stands was intense, and Biden emerged victorious with his powerful Stand ability to unite people and bring positive change. Sources report that Biden's Stand also has a special ability to achieve bipartisanship in Congress using its ability to compromise and negotiate. Stay tuned for more updates on this exciting development in the White House!
Local Town in Mourning as Beloved Resident Kenny Meets Tragic End
2023-06-05
Residents of a small town are reeling as news spreads of the sudden and unexpected death of longtime resident Kenny. While details surrounding his demise are still unclear, Kenny's community is united in grief and seeking answers. Rumors of foul play run rampant, with some even pointing fingers at the town's infamous troublemakers. We will keep you updated as this developing story unfolds.
Electric Scooter Manufacturer Sued by Man Who Claims Lack of Brake Instructions
2023-06-05
A man has filed a lawsuit against an electric scooter manufacturer after falling off the scooter due to a lack of brake instructions. According to the plaintiff, the scooter did not provide clear instructions on how to slow down and stop the vehicle. The lawsuit claims that this negligence has resulted in severe physical and emotional distress for the plaintiff. In response, the manufacturer has stated that the brake function is a basic feature that should be easily understood by users. This case is sure to spark debates about the responsibility of manufacturers to provide clear product instructions and the importance of user education.
Dracula and Richter engage in philosophical debate while battling to death
2023-06-05
In a rare occurrence, Dracula and Richter engage in a deep and thought-provoking conversation about the nature of humanity and religion while fighting to death. Will Dracula be able to win the argument and defeat his opponent? Find out in our latest article!
Top 10 Misconceptions About Humans That Will Make Aliens Laugh
2023-06-05
Are aliens curious about us? Do they want to know more about the humans on planet Earth? Well, they might need to throw away all their preconceptions about us because we are not what they expect. From our love for cats to our obsession with social media, this list will reveal the weirdest and most hilarious misconceptions that aliens have about us.
Bane's Master Plan: Crashing a Plane with No Survivors
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Bane reveals his true intentions to the CIA Man - to crash a plane with no survivors. The tense conversation between the two only adds to the anticipation as the plan is set into action. Will Bane succeed in his nefarious scheme or will the Spacial Forces intervene? Find out in this thrilling satire piece on The Wibble.
Top-10 worst attempts to make average moments of history interesting
2023-06-05
In this article, we'll take a mocking look at the desperate attempts of historians to make mundane moments in history seem exciting. From the riveting tale of paint drying in ancient Egypt to a thrilling account of a traffic jam in medieval Europe, we'll leave no boring stone unturned!
Kingdom's Jester fired after accidentally making king laugh
2023-06-05
The Kingdom's Jester has been fired after a controversial incident where he accidentally made the king laugh. According to sources, the king was in a bad mood when the Jester entered the court and started his routine, but the Jester's witty jokes and funny antics unexpectedly made the king burst out laughing - something he hasn't done in years. The Jester has apologized profusely and offered to do anything to make amends, but the king remains unforgiving. Will this be the end of the road for the Jester or will he find a way to regain the king's favor? Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Local Lawyer Accused of Chicanery and Sunroof Defecation
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, a local lawyer has been accused by a former colleague of swapping numbers and orchestrating a billboard accident. The accuser also reveals a history of past misdeeds involving stealing from cash drawers. Is this the end for precious Jimmy or will he be able to wriggle out of trouble again?
Local Donkey Elected as Mayor: Promises to Keep the Carrots Coming
2023-06-05
In a surprising twist, a donkey has been elected as mayor of a small town. The donkey's campaign promises focused heavily on providing an ample supply of carrots to all citizens. We're not sure how the town feels about their new leader, but it's safe to say there will be plenty of donkey jokes to go around.
The Wibble's Top 10 Hilariously Disgusting Homemade Dishes
2023-06-05
Get ready to lose your appetite with The Wibble's Top 10 picks for the grossest homemade dishes you've ever heard of! From macaroni and cheese with ketchup to jellied meatloaf, these dishes will make you question the sanity of whoever thought them up. Don't try these at home, folks!
Russia Announces Plan to Relocate Entire Country to Warm, Sunny Beaches
2023-06-05
In a surprising move, Russian officials announced their intention to move the country to a more comfortable climate by establishing a new territory on the beaches of the Black Sea. This bold plan includes relocating every citizen, building new infrastructure, and even importing tropical plants. Critics are calling it a crazy and expensive idea, but Putin insists it's necessary for the survival of the Russian people. Stay tuned for updates on this beachy relocation phenomenon.
10 Easy Steps to Becoming Depressed
2023-06-05
Are you tired of being happy all the time? Want to try out depression for a change? Look no further! Our team of experts has put together a foolproof 10-step guide to become depressed in no time. No more annoying rays of sunshine in your life, guaranteed!
Q-anon's latest theory involves alien conspiracy
2023-06-05
Q-anon followers believe that the government has been hiding the existence of extraterrestrial life for decades. But, according to their latest theory, not only do aliens exist, they have been working with the government to control our minds and manipulate the world. Prepare to have your mind blown by this out-of-this-world conspiracy theory.